Monday, March 30, 2009

TUESDAY FILM NIGHT

TUESDAY MARCH 31 8:00PM
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)

After a young girl receives a pair of bewitched earrings, her world is turned topsy-turvy. Soon, vampires and lascivious priests disrupt the girl's sleep, ravaging her innocence and awakening the woman within. From one of Czechoslovakia's top New Wave directors, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders blurs the line between fantasy and reality with a decidedly sexy emphasis.






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Monday, March 23, 2009

TUESDAY FREE MOVIE


Orpheus (1950)

Jean Cocteau's 1950 film is a retelling of the Greek myth of Orpheus and
Eurydice; the film updates the action to post-war Paris, with Orpheus as a
famous but dissatisfied poet. Cocteau turns the everyday world into a magical realm: mirrors turn to pools which are portals to other worlds, and car radios pick up coded messages from the underworld. Orpheus is nominally about a fascination with death, but Cocteau finds room to examine the role of artists in modern society and how they function as observers, social critics and trailblazers in an increasingly fractured world.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

TUESDAY FILM NIGHT

March 17
8:00 PM - FREE
SOLYARIS (1972)

Director Andrei Tarkovsky's science fiction cult classic presents an uncompromisingly unique and poetic meditation on space travel and its physical and existential ramifications. Scientist Kris Kelvin travels to the mysterious planet Solaris to investigate the failure of an earlier mission. When his long-dead wife appears on the space station, he realizes that the planet has the power to perceive human desires and make them a reality. Leave your ADHD at home for this one.

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Friday, March 13, 2009

WE SURROUND THEM!!!!


The Mighty, Mighty D-BLOC has made an offer you can't refuse! If any collective member can get their picture on Glenn Beck's website as an adherent to his Twelve Virtues and Nine Principles (12/9 for short - and no I don't think Mr Beck means that to be mathematical) - he'll commit to the largess of purchasing you a drink, at your choice of locations.

Having had the pleasure of being anointed with a cheap bottle of whiskey by D-BLOC in the recent past, I'll leave this contest to more deserving entrepreneurs.

But I must say something about Mr Beck's stunning graphic depicting his latest moral exhortations to his seemingly ever-expanding and unfortunate audience. I LOVE it!

The graphic, clearly channeling a potent don't tread on me-ness, features our famous rattlesnake, sliced into 9 parts, each piece clearly mapped to each of the 9 principles, with "12" pointing at the rattle! Then underneath it says "UNITE!" Powerful stuff.


Though I'm confused about which of the nine values becomes prime once the snake unites ... or do they all?! Or does it unite? And wait, it says "unite. or die" but isn't a hacked up rattlesnake already dead anyway? And is it safe to tread on, now that it's been hacked to pieces? And what happens to the twelve principles? Does it become some zombie amalgam of Virtues and Principles? Wouldn't a worm have been better, since when a worm is cut up, it's still alive? And where does the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People fit into this? The Three C's? Sam Wal's Five S's? The Ten Commandments? P & Q's? I'm so confused Mr. Beck. I do know one thing though: WE ARE GOING TO NEED A SHITLOAD OF HACKED UP SNAKES!!!!

P.S. I'll be attending the Glenn Beck Nine Principles / Twelve Virtues / We Surround Them "meetup" this afternoon, as a secret agent, and I'll have my camera with me. This is partly a penitence for missing this weeks collective meeting.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

MY DELICATE CRIME-DETECTOR IS VIBRA-
TING VIOLENTLY

...and the indicator points towards the Iron Rail.

Here are some month-of-March Popular Music Concerts that it might behoove the Rail to table.

To learn more about any of these shows and other local events I recommend visiting NOLADIY.org. If you'd like to table something not on this list... anything from an opera to lunch hour at an institution of higher learning... that'd be cool too. For more info on tabling, you can contact long-suffering abuse-magnet Bryan at the e-mail address: flyerstorm at yahoo dot com.

Motorized transport is probably the name of the game for some of these shows, but 'zines tote easily in a messenger bag or backpack, and if you have two people, biking a couple big pack-loads of stuff to and from the Dragons' Den is not at all a big deal.

Help us out, make friends, seem like someone who's part of something. Please help. Heaven knows, we need the $ $ $ .

Wednesday, March 11th
Eearth Fiirst! benefit @ Candle Factory

Thursday, March 12th
Big Blue Marble @ Dragon's Den
Mars @ Saturn Bar
Dark, Dark, Dark @ Sidearm


Friday, March 13th
instrumental fest @ Big Top
one man band fest @ Saturn Bar

Saturday, March 14th
In Tomorrow's Shadow @ The Bar
instrumental fest @ Big Top
Turboslut @ Hillary's house

Sunday, March 15th
King Khan @ One Eyed Jacks
One Man Machine @ Saturn Bar
Enormous Poets: Open mic & poetry slam @ Dragon's Den

Monday, March 16th
Hurray for the Riff Raff @ Tulane (Dixon Hall)
Peelander-Z @ One Eyed Jacks
So So Glos @ Zeitgeist

Tuesday, March 17th
White Colla Crimes @ Dragon's Den
Mi Ami @ 615 Gallier

Wednesday, March 18th
The Death Set @ Saturn Bar

Friday March 20th
The Weakends @ Saturn Bar

Saturday March 21st
Alternative Media Expo @ CAC
^^^I GOT THAT WORK
Dangerous Ponies @ Hillary's house

Sunday March 22nd
Des Ark @ Ducbo (matinee)
Kylesa @ Candle Factory
This Bike is a Pipe Bomb @ Saturn Bar

Monday March 23
Pygmy Lush @ 2608 Magazine
The Queers @ Dragon's Den

Tuesday, March 24th
Masshysteri @ Nowe Miasto
Frank Gratkowski @ Blue Nile
Truth Universal @ Dragon's Den
Cling to the Trees of a Forest Fire

Friday, March 27th
Orchard of the Living @ Circle Bar
The White Bitch @ Dragon's Den

Saturday, March 28th
Angry Banana @ High Ground
Mynameisjohnmichael @ One Eyed Jacks

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Tonight's Film


Sans Soleil
Tuesday March 10, 8:00 PM

"He wrote me ...." A woman narrates the thoughts of a world traveler, expressed in words and images from places as far-flung as Japan, Guinea-Bissau, Iceland, and San Francisco in Chris Markers dreamlike collection of meditations on time and memory.

Monday, March 9, 2009

NO LAWS WILL EVERY BE PASSED WILL ALL THIS FARTING GOING ON!



So, there is a meeting this Wednesday at 8 p.m.

Our collective meetings generally resemble the above, except with people smoking cigarettes.

There is also an AMAZING SHOW at SIX P.M. that would be really good to attend!

and on Tuesday evening the 10th, 4-8 p.m., visiting folks will present free interesting informative valuable workshops at the Iron Rail on consensus (we already rule at this) facilitation (we can always use more of this, especially with our finest facilitator abandoning us) and SECURITY CULTURE (now, more than ever). These workshops will resemble the above.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Eternity is in love with the productions of time

For those of you who saw the fantastic movie last night, Dead Man. Most of Nobody's "Indian malarkey" was lifted from William Blake's "Proverbs of Hell" which I reread last night, and so many lines reflect scenes in the film ...

Proverbs of Hell.
In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.
Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
The cut worm forgives the plow.
Dip him in the river who loves water.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
Eternity is in love with the productions of time.
The busy bee has no time for sorrow.
The hours of folly are measur'd by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock can measure.
All wholsom food is caught without a net or a trap.
Bring out number weight & measure in a year of dearth.
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
A dead body revenges not injuries.
The most sublime act is to set another before you.
If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.
Folly is the cloke of knavery.
Shame is Prides cloke.

Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion.
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps.
The roaring of lions, the howling of wolves, the raging of the stormy sea, and the destructive sword, are portions of eternity too great for the eye of man.
The fox condemns the trap, not himself.
Joys impregnate. Sorrows bring forth.
Let man wear the fell of the lion. woman the fleece of the sheep.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
The selfish smiling fool, & the sullen frowning fool shall be both thought wise, that they may be a rod.
What is now proved was once only imagin'd.
The rat, the mouse, the fox, the rabbet; watch the roots; the lion, the tyger, the horse, the elephant, watch the fruits.
The cistern contains: the fountain overflows.
One thought fills immensity.
Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
Every thing possible to be believ'd is an image of truth.
The eagle never lost so much time, as when he submitted to learn of the crow.


The fox provides for himself. but God provides for the lion.
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
He who has suffer'd you to impose on him knows you.
As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers.
The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
Expect poison from the standing water.
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
Listen to the fools reproach! it is a kingly title!
The eyes of fire, the nostrils of air, the mouth of water, the beard of earth.
The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
The apple tree never asks the beech how he shall grow; nor the lion, the horse, how he shall take his prey.
The thankful reciever bears a plentiful harvest.
If others bad not been foolish, we should be so.
The soul of sweet delight can never be defil'd.
When thou seest an Eagle, thou seest a portion of Genius. lift up thy head!
As the catterpiller chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.
To create a little flower is the labour of ages.
Damn braces: Bless relaxes.
The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.
Prayers plow not! Praises reap not!
Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not!


The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion.
As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible.
The crow wish'd every thing was black, the owl, that every thing was white.
Exuberance is Beauty.
If the lion was advised by the fox. he would be cunning.
Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius.
Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.
Where man is not, nature is barren.
Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd.
Enough! or Too much.