Friday, March 7, 2008

first stand at fort surrender



Iron Rail Meeting Rundown!

If you come to the meetings you get to decide things that affect the Iron Rail. If you don't, you don't get a voice and you have no right to complain, burn signs, cry about how Christ is portrayed, etc.
With that out the way, let's discuss bullet points of last night's iron rail meeting:
  • Working at Iron Rail is fun, Mother Fucker. If an iron rail volunteer fails to meet you with a friendly smile and a hearty "howdy!", you are welcome to a free copy of any book in our extensive religious text collection. We're doing this promotion/campaign because we fear we've been too mean or standoffish towards some recent iron rail visitors.
  • Advertising is a complicated business. Some of you may have seen our advertisements in Antigravity. The collective is trying to spread the word about the books and events we offer and invite those who may be hesitant to come in on by. So if you're one of those "I'm not sure if I want to go there," people, what the fuck, asshole, get in here!
  • We get along well. We collective members are a wide and varied bunch. Some of us are in your face, some of us are a little more passive. We come from a varied background with varied histories. Our common goal is one of liberty and justice. Some call our goals and beliefs radical. We see them are rather simple.
  • A majority of those present are self professed anarchists. I think Barack Rulz.
Why am I so itchy?
I took a shower this morning. Second one this week. Why am i so itchy?
<3, Coach
radiohead - knives out
weezer - holiday
chumbawamba - thats how grateful we are

2 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

What's this about failure to give a "hearty howdy" give you a free religious text? OMG, do we have greeters now too?

Sunday I'm going to stand in the foyer and, like the Costco greeter in Idiocracy, repeat over and over "Welcome to the Iron Rail, I love you ... Welcome to the Iron Rail, I love you ... "

March 7, 2008 at 10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

calling those who may be hesitant to come in assholes might not be the best way to encourage them to come in, unless maybe they are 15 year football players......

March 8, 2008 at 3:00 PM  

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