BLASTING INTO THE TELEGRAPH AGE

Have you tried calling the Iron Rail lately? Of course you have; you're just as curious about Plan B's hours as the rest of us.

For a while now the 'phone has been unusually un-useful, but operatives inform us it is now back in working order, and can make and receive local calls like a motherfucker.

All hail the liberating & inherently revolutionary force that is technology!