Tuesday, September 2, 2008

PUTSCH YOUR LOVE IN ME

Yes, the Iron Rail collective is meeting this Wednesday at 8 p.m. In the absence of many of our regular collective members, there may be many shocking consensuses-- consensi?-- reached by those few of us who remain. Look for these bold new agenda items to be considered and likely put into effect:

- Iron Rail transitions to anarcho-libertarianism, endorses Ron Paul for president, begins charging visitors for bathroom use

- Contradictorily, rent and utility bills paid exclusively by means of barter system


- Adoption of adorable wacky mascot, update of Iron Rail logo by paid ad consultancy


- Entire library reorganized by birthdate of author, regardless of subject

- Institution of loyalty oath for new library card applicants and "blood in, blood out" tradition for collective members

- Collective meetings to center around passing of "talking feather"

- Cable television

Be part of these fresh, exciting developments... come to the Wednesday meeting!!!!!!!!

Fuck a curfew, and oh yeah, fuck the police.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

I've been arduously working on our new brand since Wednesday's meeting. the Great Putsch is off to a flying start! This watershed moment will eclipse even the Fourth Lateran Coucil!

The market has spoken from the heavens!

Oh, wait ... sorry - that was just pigeon shit.

September 5, 2008 at 7:29 PM  

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