PUTSCH YOUR LOVE IN ME
Yes, the Iron Rail collective is meeting this Wednesday at 8 p.m. In the absence of many of our regular collective members, there may be many shocking consensuses-- consensi?-- reached by those few of us who remain. Look for these bold new agenda items to be considered and likely put into effect:
- Iron Rail transitions to anarcho-libertarianism, endorses Ron Paul for president, begins charging visitors for bathroom use
- Contradictorily, rent and utility bills paid exclusively by means of barter system
- Adoption of adorable wacky mascot, update of Iron Rail logo by paid ad consultancy
- Entire library reorganized by birthdate of author, regardless of subject
- Institution of loyalty oath for new library card applicants and "blood in, blood out" tradition for collective members
- Collective meetings to center around passing of "talking feather"
- Cable television
Be part of these fresh, exciting developments... come to the Wednesday meeting!!!!!!!!
Fuck a curfew, and oh yeah, fuck the police.
- Iron Rail transitions to anarcho-libertarianism, endorses Ron Paul for president, begins charging visitors for bathroom use
- Contradictorily, rent and utility bills paid exclusively by means of barter system
- Adoption of adorable wacky mascot, update of Iron Rail logo by paid ad consultancy
- Entire library reorganized by birthdate of author, regardless of subject
- Institution of loyalty oath for new library card applicants and "blood in, blood out" tradition for collective members
- Collective meetings to center around passing of "talking feather"
- Cable television
Be part of these fresh, exciting developments... come to the Wednesday meeting!!!!!!!!
Fuck a curfew, and oh yeah, fuck the police.
1 Comments:
I've been arduously working on our new brand since Wednesday's meeting. the Great Putsch is off to a flying start! This watershed moment will eclipse even the Fourth Lateran Coucil!
The market has spoken from the heavens!
Oh, wait ... sorry - that was just pigeon shit.
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