To Catch a Thief
Iron Rail Volunteers report vast sums of what we pay our rent with disappeared into the humid February mist between Closing Thursday and Opening Friday.
Also missing from Ark spaces were a Computer and a CD player.
Obviously the perpetrator hasn't good taste in music or they would have made use of Iron Rail's vast collection of CDs, of which none were missing.
-Coach
posted by The Iron Rail Book Collective at
9:11 PM
4 Comments:
Why the fuck would someone do this? Seriously, this makes me insane with rage. First of all, Iron Rail computers are cobbled together; they're hardly valuable high-end stuff. Second of all,... dude I don't even know, I just know if you steal from the Rail I want to fucking smash you and splinter your jaw so that you get sent to a 3rd-rate new orleans charity hospital where, instead of learning how to talk again, the racist nurses* ignore you and you get staph and it costs you your entire palate and you end up with essentially no face remaining.
*there are many non-racist nurses, but I am specifically wishing racist ones on you
I'm with anonymous.
Well, we will simply have to put up with this until such time as the Rotating Knife Vortex is installed.
oh the irony
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